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Your ridiculously pet friendly independent green house cleaning lady in Norfolk, Virginia. Catering exclusively to hot messes and domestic failure.


Does your home typically look like it maybe there was a party/robbery? 
Is your sink overflowing with dishes? 
Has the depression nest taken on a life of its own? 
Are you overwhelmed by adulting and the rising level of filth?
Did you mistake a dust bunny as a new addition to the menagerie?

I know your life. I can sorta fix it. 

My housekeeping services are best described as part cleaning service, part magic fairy and part life coach. 
If you're a rockstar at work but your domestic skills are strugglebus meets absolute disaster, we should talk. 
Work From Home, Healthcare and Shift Workers---call me. I know your scheduling needs. I speak work call, night float and daysleeper.

I welcome busy professionals, overwhelmed humans and interesting eclectics seeking green-ish house cleaning services of houses, apartments and condos in Norfolk, Virginia. 

I am pet friendly. Like ridiculous levels of pet friendly. I will speak gibberish to your dogs. I'm also well versed in the cleaning needs around most 'exotic' pets. For all of their safety, I do not offer aromatherapy cleaning in homes with pets. 

Housecleaning should never feel like an intrusion which is why I don't have employees.
You get me me and me...except when you get me and my spawn. 
No surprise randos showing up on cleaning day. Ever.

Let me fix your chaos.
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call or text: 757 955.5274